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A Fake Conversation with Martin Scorsese, Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, and George Lucas
Marty: So what are you up to these days, George? Still uh, doin’ that [makes air quotes] Star Wars stuff?
George: Yea, that and I’m always adding to my flannel shirt collection. I can’t let these hipster kids beat me at my own game man.
Steven: You know George you’ve been milking that franchise for over 30 years now…
Francis: Yea for realz, like, you did American Graffiti and THX-1138 almost 40 years ago bro.
Steven: Yea dude, I mean I got like mahfuckin’ FIVE movie franchises. Step your game up son.
Francis: Right? Even I had to stop at Godfather III. I still hate that Tim Burton guy for stealing Winona Ryder. Can’t believe she turned down fuckin Michael Corleone’s daughter to be in a movie with Johnny Depp with scissors for hands. I mean, Christ. [Pulls out a bottle of wine from his blazer pocket and takes a swig] Then Sofia goes and ruins the whole movie. I’ve never made a good film since….
Marty: Well at least SHE has, amirite? eh? [Scorsese laugh]
George: So what about you Marty? You down for a Gangs of New York sequel? We can recreate all of New York City on green screen and use CG versions of De Niro and Pesci. They’ll look like they’re 25 again.
Steven: I’ll produce it.
Francis: I’ll second that.
Marty: …
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A Fake Conversation with Martin Scorsese, Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, and George Lucas
Marty: So what are you up to these days, George? Still uh, doin’ that [makes air quotes] Star Wars stuff?
George: Yea, that and I’m always adding to my flannel shirt collection. I can’t let these hipster kids beat me at my own game man.
Steven: You know George you’ve been milking that franchise for over 30 years now…
Francis: Yea for realz, like, you did American Graffiti and THX-1138 almost 40 years ago bro.
Steven: Yea dude, I mean I got like mahfuckin’ FIVE movie franchises. Step your game up son.
Francis: Right? Even I had to stop at Godfather III. I still hate that Tim Burton guy for stealing Winona Ryder. Can’t believe she turned down fuckin Michael Corleone’s daughter to be in a movie with Johnny Depp with scissors for hands. I mean, Christ. [Pulls out a bottle of wine from his blazer pocket and takes a swig] Then Sofia goes and ruins the whole movie. I’ve never made a good film since….
Marty: Well at least SHE has, amirite? eh? [Scorsese laugh]
George: So what about you Marty? You down for a Gangs of New York sequel? We can recreate all of New York City on green screen and use CG versions of De Niro and Pesci. They’ll look like they’re 25 again.
Steven: I’ll produce it.
Francis: I’ll second that.
Marty: …
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Alejandro and Jose, an Argentinean gay couple who successfully won a case arguing that Argentina’s constitutional amendment against gay rights was unconstitutional, will become the first legally married gay couple in Latin America on December 1st. Argentina will then become the first Latin America country to legally recognize gay marriage.
President Obama said on Friday that the United States would do away with a government ban prohibiting foreign nationals with HIV from entering the country, lifting a 22-year-old “decision rooted in fear rather than fact” that he said had added to a stigma of the disease.
–Obama Lifts Ban on Visitors With HIV (via southpol)
Alternate headline: Black Man’s Actions Make Jesse Helms Upset (or would, if he were still alive)
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Via bthnyfirst world problems
my cell phone contract is FINALLY up in like four days and I really, really want an iPhone. my dad works for AT&T so I have to get a new phone through his employee account. a few months ago AT&T sent out an e-mail about how the 3G S wasn’t available to employees at this time because of supply issues but they hoped to make it available later in the fall.
well, it’s later and I want a 3G S and they’re still not available on the employee site. my mom and dad both got 3G S iPhones through some kind of fluke back in the summer and it’s not fairrrrrrrrrrrrr. I don’t want to wait and get stuck with another crappy phone! whiiiiiiiiiine.
Funny. My mom works for ATT too. And my sister bought me le iPhone as soon as it came out.
What now?!
I was just grocery shopping to fill the barren refrigerator in the kitchen when I felt like I would faint.
I got on the floor in the middle of Whole Foods and stayed there for awhile. I decided to leave my full cart there and just go. I was shaking and I wasn’t sure if I would black out or not. Called T, he came and brought me home.What is it that’s happening NOW?!!!!
This happened last night as well right after I ate dinner. (I had also just housed a big lunch upstairs at Whole Foods before I started shopping). About thirty minutes after I eat I get a hot flash, naush, and then feel completely drained and can’t even concentrate on anything. I got so confused in there just now.
I’m getting in bed going to try and nap it off.
Christopher George Latore Wallace, Tupac Amaru Shakur, and Reginald Noble
Almodovar (on being a good filmmaker): Sit in a public area and listen to conversations and be acquainted to all walks of life.
–Twitter / TimesTalks : Almodovar and Cruz
I was there with my lil sis!!!
There are so many hammocks to catch you if you fall, so many laws to keep you from experience. All these cities I have been in the last few weeks make me fully understand the cozy, stifling state in which most people pass through life. I don’t want to pass through life like a smooth plane ride. All you do is get to breathe and copulate and finally die. I don’t want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing the sun—hallucinating, screaming, giving obscene and inane lectures on street corners and public parks. People will walk by and say, “Look at that drooling idiot. What a basket case.” I will turn and say to them “It is you who are the basket case. For every moment you hated your job, cursed your wife and sold yourself to a dream that you didn’t even conceive. For the times your soul screamed yes and you said no. For all of that. For your self-torture, I see the glowing eyes of the sun! The air talks to me! I am at all times!” And maybe, the passers by will drop a coin into my cup.
– Henry Rollins (via reluctantbuddha) (via quote-book) (via coldhearted) (via booklover) (via killingbambi) Via Killing Bambi
About Me
“A strong person and a waterfall always channel their own path.” Anonymous
