Hard knock life

waxandmilk: A Fake Conversation with Martin Scorsese, Steven...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:23:04 +0000

A Fake Conversation with Martin Scorsese, Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, and George Lucas

Marty: So what are you up to these days, George? Still uh, doin’ that [makes air quotes] Star Wars stuff?

George: Yea, that and I’m always adding to my flannel shirt collection. I can’t let these hipster kids beat me at my own game man.

Steven: You know George you’ve been milking that franchise for over 30 years now…

Francis: Yea for realz, like, you did American Graffiti and THX-1138 almost 40 years ago bro.

Steven: Yea dude, I mean I got like mahfuckin’ FIVE movie franchises. Step your game up son.

Francis: Right? Even I had to stop at Godfather III. I still hate that Tim Burton guy for stealing Winona Ryder. Can’t believe she turned down fuckin Michael Corleone’s daughter to be in a movie with Johnny Depp with scissors for hands. I mean, Christ. [Pulls out a bottle of wine from his blazer pocket and takes a swig] Then Sofia goes and ruins the whole movie. I’ve never made a good film since….

Marty: Well at least SHE has, amirite? eh? [Scorsese laugh]

George: So what about you Marty? You down for a Gangs of New York sequel? We can recreate all of New York City on green screen and use CG versions of De Niro and Pesci. They’ll look like they’re 25 again.

Steven: I’ll produce it.

Francis: I’ll second that.

Marty: …

via nickdrake

killingbambi: vaincre: goldfish: Alejandro and Jose, an...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:03:12 +0000

killingbambi:

vaincre:

goldfish:

Alejandro and Jose, an Argentinean gay couple who successfully won a case arguing that Argentina’s constitutional amendment against gay rights was unconstitutional, will become the first legally married gay couple in Latin America on December 1st. Argentina will then become the first Latin America country to legally recognize gay marriage.

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Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:22:46 +0000

"President Obama said on Friday that the United States would do away with a government ban..."

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:55:09 +0000

“President Obama said on Friday that the United States would do away with a government ban...

first world problems

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:47:07 +0000

bthny: my cell phone contract is FINALLY up in like four days and I really, really want an iPhone....

What now?!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:51:43 +0000

beansy: I was just grocery shopping to fill the barren refrigerator in the kitchen when I felt like...

waxandmilk: Christopher George Latore Wallace, Tupac Amaru...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:07:54 +0000

waxandmilk:

Christopher George Latore Wallace, Tupac Amaru Shakur, and Reginald Noble

via hewhocannotbenamed

"Almodovar (on being a good filmmaker): Sit in a public area and listen to conversations and be..."

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:55:15 +0000

“Almodovar (on being a good filmmaker): Sit in a public area and listen to conversations and...

"There are so many hammocks to catch you if you fall, so many laws to keep you from experience. All..."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:09:18 +0000

“There are so many hammocks to catch you if you fall, so many laws to keep you from...

bthny: (via humplr) if I had to choose a picture to represent...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:27:36 +0000

bthny:

(via humplr)

if I had to choose a picture to represent my brain this morning

"When people say they do not care what others think of them, for the most part they deceive..."

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:01:01 +0000

“When people say they do not care what others think of them, for the most part they deceive...

theduty: HERE HERE!!

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:34:52 +0000

theduty:

HERE HERE!!

Solipsism syndrome From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:28:15 +0000

elpasajero: Solipsism syndrome is a pathological psychiatric condition involving a dissociative...

elpasajero: “What can be asserted without proof can be...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:26:31 +0000

elpasajero:

“What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.”
— Christopher Hitchens
pic via undersiege

Little Black Sambo

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:34:02 +0000

Little Black Sambo

"While one person hesitates because [s]he feels inferior, another is busy making mistakes and..."

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:54:07 +0000

“While one person hesitates because [s]he feels inferior, another is busy making mistakes and...

cameronr: deleteyourself: Hey it’s me! (Link) cameronr: Oh no....

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:53:41 +0000

cameronr:

deleteyourself: Hey it’s me! (Link)

cameronr: Oh no. They’re on to us.

Haha. My words exactly.

killingbambi:luxembourg:(via logistics)

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:51:40 +0000

killingbambi:luxembourg:(via logistics)

suicideblonde:apollosraven: You shoulda shaved your beard,...

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:36:03 +0000

suicideblonde:apollosraven:

You shoulda shaved your beard, Kinsey.

thepublics: Colonial Ghosts

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:04:40 +0000

thepublics:

Colonial Ghosts